The Kremlin

Located in Moscow, USSR, we usually hang out here and burn capitalist memorabilia in a fire pit but the almighty Joesph Stalin always gets pissed the fuck off and tells us we need to buy him pizza

The First Fire Of The Season
3/11/11 NEVAR FORGET. Once upon a time a boy had a fuck ton of old ass hard drives. Bored out of their minds, his friends and him decide to venture to the local park to smash said hard drives into a bloody pulp. A Gypsy lurking in the woods nearby decided it would be a great idea to "notify" the local guardsmen. the boy and his friends then proceeded to run like fuck. the boy took his wimminz and a dirty mutt to the market place to purchase some cold, creamy delicacies whislt 3 of the otehr group members went fucking rambo in the Murkwood Forest nearby, hitting the fucking deck when a horse carrige passed by like it was fucking war time. After a good hour or so, the group returned to the boy's home only to find them enjoying said delicacies. Needless to say shit got real as the group started raging. But then a few minutes later no one gave a fuck and they got on with their days. The End.