Camp Of Camp: Modern Shitfest 2

Camp Of Dookie: Modern Faggotry 2 is perhaps one of the greatest games ever. On a serious note, this game is the the epitome of fecal juices. in it's course, only a few glitches and problems were fixed. Namely the godley care package glitch (infinite air support anyone?) and the derka derka jihad attack (suicide bombing at its finest).

How to play effectively
There are several methods to obtain high shitstreaks in your toilet bowl. We will go over the most common.

MLC Knifing
otherwise known as running like a fucking kenyan

1. Aquire Marathon, Light Weight and Commando

2. OPTIONAL. Equp a pistol with the tactical knife attachment.

3. Run around with unlimited sprint and knife the fuck out of everyone

4. ???????????????????

5. PROFIT (and hate mail)

Noob Toobing
also known as pro piping and beast barreling

1. Aquire One Man Army Pro and Danger Close Pro (for added lulz use Commando and knife anyone who gets close)

2. Equip any assault rifle and use the shit cylinder attachment

3. Stand in the back of the map and aim high

4. ???????????

5. PROFIT