The Ramp

Founded in 1884 by Sir Patrick of the Antipin clan and probably by some other faggots no one cares about. It gained too much popularity sometime last week and has become inhabited by people whom I don't know, don't like and the infamous Alex Paul.

In recent news, it has come to our attention that a group of mostly guidos and other cunts are gathering at either the entrance/exit of the ramp. Would you kindly gtfo?

The Great Ramp Crisis Of 2011
Recently the ramps integrity has been compromised as some "nameless" person has declared war on the ramp and it's inhabitants. The sudden declaration has left General Antipin speechless and his subordinate Lieutenant Morace and his wimminz Corporal GB decided not to fuck around and rally the troops. Sargeant Purple suggested to evacuate the area immediately but Lieutenant Captain Joel was all like "Fuck that shit nigguh we wuz heer furst!!!!11!!". While there has been no armed conflict yet, the Ramp remains at Defcon 4 at this point shit is getting srs. be on the look out for enemy troops and most importantly stay frosty.

False Alarm?
Apparently someone was trolling the ramp as no shots were fired. The ramp has returned to defcon 1 but has been placed on high alert to avoid a further scare