The Splooge Bandit

One fateful night at The Kremlin, a bandit emerged. Late at night when everybody was sleeping he decided it'd be cool to vigorously fap and splooge on EVERYTHING. Namely Sir Andreas of the Krall Clan (he seemed to take a liking to him). Said semen was literally fucking everywhere. It was on Andre's face, the fucking walls the couch. EVERYWHERE!!!. This is in no way, shape or form a fucking exageration. The group cleaned the shit up and they went on with their night but the fucking splooge bandit struck again. This time he hit the rest of the KGB but again mostly Andre. In a fit of rage Sir Andre coined the term splooge bandit when he uttered "we have a fucking a splooge bandit". In the midst of the chaos fingers were pointed in every direction. It was later discovered that the splooge bandit was actually fucking Brandon Taliban. The fuck decided it was cool to just ejaculate on everything and everyone within a 12 mile radius. The sick fuck then fled slyly in the morning. The End